8 large eggs
1/3 cup mayonnaise
1 1/2 tablespoons dijon mustard
1 teaspoon Katz apple cider vinegar or white-wine vinegar
2 teaspoons Bomba! XXX (or ketchup)
1 teaspoon Pimenton de La Vera (or Sweet Smoked Paprika)
A pan to make hard boiled eggs, your favorite fork, a sharp knife. Ideally a food processor or muscles.