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Beaufort Cheese
BINCHO-TAN Japanese Charcoal
Bottarga
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CUSTOM GOURMET GIFT BOXES
Fra'Mani Salami
Fresh Fish
GARLIC
Holiday Gourmet Gifts
Nonnettes from France
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PANFORTE
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Sardinian Cheese
Stocking Stuffers
Tomme Brulee Cheese
Torrone and Nougat
Truffles & Mushrooms
Wild Alaskan Salmon
Gourmet Survival Kit
Early Robin Cherries Picked-at-their-Peak
Bing Cherries from Washington
Rainer Picked-at-their-Peak Cherries
Lapin The Giant of Sweet Cherries from Washington
Sweetheart Cherries Sweet Red Washington Cherries
Olio Nuovo Olio Novello EVOO
Marcella and Victor Hazan
Yotam Ottolenghi
Tim's Pantry Picks ChefShop.com
Eliza's Essential Pantry
Tina Ujlaki - Amazing Food Person
Orangette.com (Molly Wizenberg)
Chef Bill Morris
ChocolateAndZucchini.com (Clotilde)
Chef Aisha Ibrahim (Canlis)
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GlutenFreeGirl.com (Shauna Ahern)
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Stone Grindz Chocolate
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The Japanese Pantry - Wholesale
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Jaipur Avenue
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Landsea
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Escargot
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Fish & Seafood
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Furikake
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Herbs & Spices
Honey from the World's Flowers
Hot Sauces
Hot Stuff
Hot Chocolate
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Conserves
Jams
Jelly
Marmalades
Fruit Butters
Ketchup
Lard
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Molecular Cuisine
Mushrooms
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Nuts & Seed Butters
Oatmeal
Oils
Oils - Nut and Seeds
Oil - Infused
Olive Oils
Olives
Panettone from Italy
Panforte from Italy
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Pasta Sauce
Paté
Pates de Fruit - Fruit Jellies
Pimenton Paprika Pepper
Pesto
Pickled
Pomegranate
Preserved Fruit
Preserved Vegetables
Pruneaux d'Agen - Prunes
Pulses
Quinoa
Rice
Salt
Sea Salt
Smoked Salt
Exotic & Flavored Salts
Sardines
Snacks
Soy Sauce Shoyu
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Torrone and Nougat
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Verjus
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In This Week's Newsletter
A few of our Favorite things
Beaufort Cheese
BINCHO-TAN Japanese Charcoal
Bottarga
CHERRIES
COLOMBA EASTER Cakes
CUSTOM GOURMET GIFT BOXES
Fra'Mani Salami
Fresh Fish
GARLIC
Holiday Gourmet Gifts
Nonnettes from France
PANETTONE
PANFORTE
PARMIGIANO-REGGIANO
Sardinian Cheese
Stocking Stuffers
Tomme Brulee Cheese
Torrone and Nougat
Truffles & Mushrooms
Wild Alaskan Salmon
Gourmet Survival Kit
Early Robin Cherries Picked-at-their-Peak
Bing Cherries from Washington
Rainer Picked-at-their-Peak Cherries
Lapin The Giant of Sweet Cherries from Washington
Sweetheart Cherries Sweet Red Washington Cherries
Olio Nuovo Olio Novello EVOO
CHEF'S PANTRIES
Marcella and Victor Hazan
Yotam Ottolenghi
Tim's Pantry Picks ChefShop.com
Eliza's Essential Pantry
Tina Ujlaki - Amazing Food Person
Orangette.com (Molly Wizenberg)
Chef Bill Morris
ChocolateAndZucchini.com (Clotilde)
Chef Aisha Ibrahim (Canlis)
Chef John Howie (Passion and Palate)
Chef Brandon (Delancy, Seattle)
GlutenFreeGirl.com (Shauna Ahern)
Chef Roberto Cortez
Chef Bridget Charters
herbivoracious.com (Michael Natkin)
Laura Crotty (LauraCrotty.com)
Chef Lesa Sullivan (LesaCooks.com)
Chef Paola Albanesi (Paola's Italian Kitchen)
ARTICLES
STORE EVENTS
PRIVATE CHEF NETWORK
COOKING CLASSES @HOME
ESSENTIAL PANTRY
Chef Mac Tadie
CHEFSHOP GATHERING KITS
PRODUCERS
Acetum Manufaktur (Acetoria)
Albertengo
Almazara As Pontis
Andrea Slitti Chocolatier
Antica Torroneria Piemontese
Apiculture Dr Pescia
ARA Chocolat - Paris
Argencove Chocolate
Asin Tibuok
Big Island Bees
Blacklick Spice Company
Bona Furtuna
Breramilano Cova and Co
Brontedolci Finissima Pasticceria Brontese
Chocolat Moderne
Fallot Mustard Mill
Favols Pruneaux D'Agen Fourrés
Felchlin - FoodService
Felchlin Chocolate
Firefly Kitchens
Flamigni
Fra' Mani Handcrafted Foods
Francois Doucet Confiseur en Provence
Garden Treasures Organic Farm
Hawkshead Relish Company
Heritage Shortbread
Island Bakery
Italian - Food Service
Jaipur Avenue Masala Chai
Karuna Chocolate
KATZ Farm
Kitchen Imp
Kozliks Mustard Company
La Trinquelinette
La Vecchia Dispansa Balsamico
Lady Merveilles Chocolate
Lakrids by John Bulow
Le Bon Magot
Le Dolcezze Di Nanni
Leone
Les Ruchers de Bourgogne
Lummi Island Wild
Mademoiselle de Margaux Chocolate
Mama Lils
Marshall's Haute Sauce Company
Mieli Thun - Andre Paternoster
Mike & Becky Chocolate
MISSION Chocolate
Moku Chocolate
Moonshine Trading Company
Oregon Growers Farm Direct
Ortiz Seafood Company
Pierre Biscuiterie
San Giacomo
Sgambaro Molino e Pastificio Italian Pasta
SOM - Portland
SOMA chocolatemaker
Stone Grindz Chocolate
Summerdown Mint
Tasmanian Honey Company
The Japanese Pantry - Wholesale
Umami Insider - Wholesale
Villa Jerada
Villa Jerada - FoodService
White Label Chocolate
Wildwood Chocolate
WOMAN owned Businesses
Chocolat Moderne
Effies Homemade
Heritage Shortbread
Hey Boo
India Tree
Jaipur Avenue
June Taylor
Kitchen Imp
Landsea
Le Bon Magot
MISSION Chocolate
Moku Chocolate
Mother Sperry
Raincoast Crisps
Soom Foods
Levelêlez Chocolate
Lady Merveilles Chocolaterie Biologique
INGREDIENT PANTRY
Chefs Pantry - Party Sized
Anchovies
Baking
- Baking Chocolate
- Baking Decorations
- Baking Extras
- Baking Nuts
- Candied Fruit for Baking
- Cinnamon
- Cocoa & Cocoa Butter
- Extracts & Flavorings
- Flour
- Fruit for Baking
- Gluten-Free Baking
- Sugars & Sweeteners
- Vanilla
- Yeast
Balsamic Vinegar
Beans
Binchotan
Bitters
Bittering Agents
Candy
Capers
Chai from India
Chilis
Chocolate
- Chocolate Competition Winners
- Craft Chocolate
- Chocolate Confections
- Couverture and Baking Chocolate
- Traditional Chocolate Makers
Cocoa Powder and Drinking Chocolate
Chutneys
Condiments
- Ketchups and BBQ Sauces
- Mustards
- Mayonnaise - Mayos
- Hot Sauces and Hot Condiments
- Chutneys, Pickles and Relishes
- Other Condiments
Condiments for Cheese
Confections
Cookies
Couscous
Crackers
Desserts
Dessert Sauces
Drinks and Cocktail Mixers
Duck & Goose
Escargot
Everything Else
Fish Sauce
Fish & Seafood
Foie Gras
Fruitcake
Furikake
Gluten Free
Grains
Grilling Pantry
Herbs & Spices
Honey from the World's Flowers
Hot Sauces
Hot Stuff
Hot Chocolate
Jams & Jellies & More
- Conserves
- Jams
- Jelly
- Marmalades
- Fruit Butters
Ketchup
Lard
Lentils
Molecular Cuisine
Mushrooms
Mustard
Nuts and Almonds
Nuts & Seed Butters
Oatmeal
Oils
Oils - Nut and Seeds
Oil - Infused
Olive Oils
Olives
Panettone from Italy
Panforte from Italy
Pasta
Pasta Sauce
Paté
Pates de Fruit - Fruit Jellies
Pimenton Paprika Pepper
Pesto
Pickled
Pomegranate
Preserved Fruit
Preserved Vegetables
Pruneaux d'Agen - Prunes
Pulses
Quinoa
Rice
Salt
- Sea Salt
- Smoked Salt
- Exotic & Flavored Salts
Sardines
Snacks
Soy Sauce Shoyu
Stocks
Syrups & Sweeteners
Tea & Coffee
Tomatoes
Torrone and Nougat
Truffles & Mushrooms
Tuna
Verjus
Vinegar
Yuzu and other citruses
Press Picks
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Vegetable Dishes
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Basics Recipe
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Leftovers Recipes
Koji Recipes
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Support Recipes
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Koji Recipes
Thanksgiving Recipes
REGIONS
Asian Ingredients
French Pantry
Italian Gourmet Food Pantry
Moroccan Pantry
Spanish Pantry
Central and South America
FRESH & SPECIAL
In This Week's Newsletter
A few of our Favorite things
Beaufort Cheese
BINCHO-TAN Japanese Charcoal
Bottarga
CHERRIES
COLOMBA EASTER Cakes
CUSTOM GOURMET GIFT BOXES
Fra'Mani Salami
Fresh Fish
GARLIC
Holiday Gourmet Gifts
Nonnettes from France
PANETTONE
PANFORTE
PARMIGIANO-REGGIANO
Sardinian Cheese
Stocking Stuffers
Tomme Brulee Cheese
Torrone and Nougat
Truffles & Mushrooms
Wild Alaskan Salmon
Gourmet Survival Kit
Early Robin Cherries Picked-at-their-Peak
Bing Cherries from Washington
Rainer Picked-at-their-Peak Cherries
Lapin The Giant of Sweet Cherries from Washington
Sweetheart Cherries Sweet Red Washington Cherries
Olio Nuovo Olio Novello EVOO
CHEF'S PANTRIES
Marcella and Victor Hazan
Yotam Ottolenghi
Tim's Pantry Picks ChefShop.com
Eliza's Essential Pantry
Tina Ujlaki - Amazing Food Person
Orangette.com (Molly Wizenberg)
Chef Bill Morris
ChocolateAndZucchini.com (Clotilde)
Chef Aisha Ibrahim (Canlis)
Chef John Howie (Passion and Palate)
Chef Brandon (Delancy, Seattle)
GlutenFreeGirl.com (Shauna Ahern)
Chef Roberto Cortez
Chef Bridget Charters
herbivoracious.com (Michael Natkin)
Laura Crotty (LauraCrotty.com)
Chef Lesa Sullivan (LesaCooks.com)
Chef Paola Albanesi (Paola's Italian Kitchen)
ARTICLES
STORE EVENTS
PRIVATE CHEF NETWORK
COOKING CLASSES @HOME
ESSENTIAL PANTRY
Chef Mac Tadie
CHEFSHOP GATHERING KITS
PRODUCERS
Acetum Manufaktur (Acetoria)
Albertengo
Almazara As Pontis
Andrea Slitti Chocolatier
Antica Torroneria Piemontese
Apiculture Dr Pescia
ARA Chocolat - Paris
Argencove Chocolate
Asin Tibuok
Big Island Bees
Blacklick Spice Company
Bona Furtuna
Breramilano Cova and Co
Brontedolci Finissima Pasticceria Brontese
Chocolat Moderne
Fallot Mustard Mill
Favols Pruneaux D'Agen Fourrés
Felchlin - FoodService
Felchlin Chocolate
Firefly Kitchens
Flamigni
Fra' Mani Handcrafted Foods
Francois Doucet Confiseur en Provence
Garden Treasures Organic Farm
Hawkshead Relish Company
Heritage Shortbread
Island Bakery
Italian - Food Service
Jaipur Avenue Masala Chai
Karuna Chocolate
KATZ Farm
Kitchen Imp
Kozliks Mustard Company
La Trinquelinette
La Vecchia Dispansa Balsamico
Lady Merveilles Chocolate
Lakrids by John Bulow
Le Bon Magot
Le Dolcezze Di Nanni
Leone
Les Ruchers de Bourgogne
Lummi Island Wild
Mademoiselle de Margaux Chocolate
Mama Lils
Marshall's Haute Sauce Company
Mieli Thun - Andre Paternoster
Mike & Becky Chocolate
MISSION Chocolate
Moku Chocolate
Moonshine Trading Company
Oregon Growers Farm Direct
Ortiz Seafood Company
Pierre Biscuiterie
San Giacomo
Sgambaro Molino e Pastificio Italian Pasta
SOM - Portland
SOMA chocolatemaker
Stone Grindz Chocolate
Summerdown Mint
Tasmanian Honey Company
The Japanese Pantry - Wholesale
Umami Insider - Wholesale
Villa Jerada
Villa Jerada - FoodService
White Label Chocolate
Wildwood Chocolate
WOMAN owned Businesses
Chocolat Moderne
Effies Homemade
Heritage Shortbread
Hey Boo
India Tree
Jaipur Avenue
June Taylor
Kitchen Imp
Landsea
Le Bon Magot
MISSION Chocolate
Moku Chocolate
Mother Sperry
Raincoast Crisps
Soom Foods
Levelêlez Chocolate
Lady Merveilles Chocolaterie Biologique
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This is a story of
disaster
, a
gift
, a
helmet
and
love
.
It started quite simply like all Hallmark movies (that i love) where a jilted lover was given a symbol of hostility and a breakup gift just before the holiday. The gift as you might have deduced was a simple fruitcake.
What she (the giver) did not realize was that a Trappist Abbey Fruitcake is a very special cake. With a long history (especially in the 18th century) where fruitcakes were considered sinful.
And so with a heavy heart and a one pound cake, the recipient, who we will call William, left dejected and in pain. Donning his Panoply he trudged to the nearest cafe for a cup of joe.
As he sat at the little round table made of wood, he sipped his cappuccino thru his Armet, with great difficulty I might add. As he removed his gauntlets, and tried desperately to take a bite of the “parting” gift, he failed miserably, like his now defunct relationship.
The story should end here, all sad and stuff, instead, a strong but gentle voice, a dame they say named Joan, spoke. “I can help with that if you are willing to share.” she said. Will turned quickly to see who had spoken and found a shining light blasting around Joans head, (she sat with her back to the picture window) and an arming sword at the ready. He flinched, knowing this was the end to a long day....
Instead of him, Joan sliced a paper thin piece, “This fruitcake is a perfect match to go with a holiday fire. And when paired with a cup of hot chocolate or tea, you have the formula for a calm life.” she said.
And so the story goes that the secret key to a happy life is with a fruitcake experience that is not chunked into a mass that is so big that you can’t fit into the slit in your helmet, but instead, when thinly sliced (frozen or chilled makes it easier) the fruitcake becomes easy to eat and you will create a very special and long lasting relationship.
This unseemly and often made fun of cake is
actually really, really, rather good!
Cheers!